I am getting old
Yesterday
I went in deep depression when I found a white hair on the floor. Many thoughts
ran through my mind and I went into a thought of having a lot of white hair and
a heavy hair fall. I got scared of
getting old. With my dear friend Google, I found out the things people get to
when they get old and I had a big list to look at which made me feel scarier…
Asthma....
Diabetes... Vision Loss.... Hearing Loss…. Arthritis.... The list went on…
After
reading the list, I was bit relaxed as I did not have any of the above sickness
and I was out of the boundary of old age but till that time I understood one
thing very clearly “Precaution is better than cure” Right?
I had to
attend my friend Rihan’s birthday party. So, I got ready for the party. I wore
my pretty yellow gown and simple flat footwear. Suddenly, Mufti came and said -
‘Going
to Rihan’s birthday party? Why don’t you wear the red heels?... it will rock
with this dress. Isn’t this dress too long? … Hahaha...’
‘Really?
am I looking horrible? I asked, ‘It’s material is so soft’.
‘No… you
are looking pretty but this going to be a dance party I guess. Gown? Hmmm…. not
bad actually,’ he said.
‘Mufti
should I wear a long Shrug? It’s so cold outside,’ I asked.
‘A long
shrug? But you are going to a party… how you are going to dance?’ he asked.
‘Dance?
But I cannot dance. If I fall and get hurt. It will take a lot of time to
recover in this age,’ I said.
‘Ahhh… this
age? what do you mean by this age? he asked.
‘Hmmm….
I mean we are not kids anymore. We should take care of our health,’ I said.
‘Okay…
whatever you feel,’ he said.
After a
while My friend, Veenu came to pick me up and half an hour later we reached to
the venue.Venue
was decorated so beautifully and everyone was in a full mood of enjoyment. We
met Rihan and wished him. All were in fancy dresses except me. But they don’t
know the benefits of soft material gown and shrug will safe me from cold. Rihan
came to me and offered a drink.
‘Here’s
your vodka lady.’
‘Vodka?’
but?’ I said.
‘You
always start with vodka, right? Do you want me to get some other drink for you
wine or beer? he asked.
‘Hmmm… actually
I am not feeling to have alcohol today. Can I have some orange juice?’ I said.
‘Orange
Juice? Are you sure? he asked.
‘Yes… I
am sure,’ I said.
‘Okay… I’ll
get it for you. But you are behaving bit weirdly,’ he said.
‘Actually
Rihan, you also should not drink alcohol. I read somewhere it’s a slow poison.
It causes many health issues. I have better idea, we shouldn’t keep alcohol in
our coming parties. We should keep only health drinks,’ I said.
‘Ahhh…ya….
you are right …. I’ll get juice for you’ he said.
He looked
at me as I was talking something non-sense. Anyways it will take time for him
to understand my intelligence. After some time, Veenu came and asked me for a dance.
I went with her and started to dance but suddenly I felt I should not dance
thinking it can cause some injury or a sprain.
‘Veenu,
I am going back to take a seat. I don’t feel like dancing,’ I said.
‘Okay… chill,’
she said.
I knew
it I am doing right but I don’t know why I was not feeling good. I was feeling
some kind of suffocation. I think I needed some time to adapt all these habits.I went
back to home. Mufti was waiting for me.
‘Hey sweetie,
you came so early,’ he said.
‘Its 10
pm so I thought… we should sleep early,’ I said.
‘Suhana,
has anything happened to you? Do you want to talk?’ he said.
‘No… Why
are you asking this? I asked.
‘You are
not behaving normally,’ he said.
‘Hmmm… seriously?
I am also feeling something different,’ I said.
‘Is
anything going in your mind,’ he asked.
I told him
everything about the list, my valuable search and their benefits. He didn’t say
a single word about it. I changed and went to living room. Mufti was playing
video game on the TV.
‘Baby,
do you want to play 😉?’ he asked.
‘No,’ I
said.
‘I was
talking about the video game 😊😊,’ he said.
‘Hehe…. I
was also talking about the video game,’ I said.
‘Sure… one
game? he asked again.
‘Okay… if
you say so,’ I said.
‘Okay… Which
game you like to play? … Mario? 😉😉😉,’ he said.
‘Hehehe…
don’t underestimate me… I always win since childhood,’ I said.
‘Ohk… which
game?’ he asked.
‘Do you
have karate or deer hunting or tennis?’ I asked.
‘Hmmm….
Let’s go for cricket …,’he said.
‘Bet... I
am going to win,’ I said.
‘Let’s
see… who is going to win… first let’s start…. do you know how to operate
remote?’ he said.
‘You
just wait and watch…,’I said.
We
started playing and in between I wore my glasses.Mufti
saw and asked ‘Why did you wear glasses … all okay?’ he said.
‘Yes… I
am totally fine... I am just taking precautions. I have to survive around fifty
years more I guess with these eyes… so I thought I should be careful while
watching TV or playing video game,’ I said.
‘Okay,’ he
said.
‘I have
bought two glasses. One for you… take it,’ I said.
‘Ahhh… I
will wear it from tomorrow,’ he said.
He made
me feel that I am behaving weird… not sure why? Smart people always get
underestimated at an initial stage. Once they proved correct then only people follow
them… no worries… it’s too late to sleep… not good for health.
‘I am going
to bed…,’ I said.
‘It’s
just 11 pm. Please play for half an hour more then you go to sleep,’ he said.
‘No… actually
you should also sleep. Please switch off the game,’ I said.
‘No
please… just one more stage,’ he said.
He was
fully focused on the game… as ball came towards his bat… Screen turned into
black.
‘What
happened?’ he asked.
‘Hehe… switched off. Come with me, it’s too late. Wait, first brush your teeth then
you should go to bed,’ I said.
‘Now,
Brush? Why now? Anyways I am going to do it tomorrow morning. So, it doesn’t
make any difference. Who is going to see my teeth while sleeping,’ he said.
‘No, go
and brush your teeth… This would avoid number of dental problems,’ I said.
He didn’t
like that and reluctantly he went to bathroom. I was also feeling that I was
forcing him but I was thinking for his healthy teeth only. After few minutes,
he came and said-
‘Suhana…I
think you are right. We should change our habits and we should focus on our
health then only we would be able to survive smoothly in old age.’
‘Correct…
Now you got my point,’ I said.
‘Actually,
I have few more ideas,’ he said.
‘Really?
tell me what’s that?’ I said.
‘Today's onward, we will not have junk food like burger, pizza, noodles etc... We will
have only simple food at home like dal, rice, green vegetables,’ he said.
‘Only
green vegetables?’ I said.
‘Ya…. and
we will not go to movie theater to watch movies,’ he said.
‘Why? I
asked.
‘If we
go to movie theater then you might feel to have popcorn with cheese which is
not good for health, right?’ he said.
‘Right… but
no movies and no popcorn,’ I said.
‘Yes… and
we should change our outfits style also. Like today, you wore long soft
material dress with shrug for healthy skin. I must say you are very
intelligent,’ he said.
After
listening these words, I felt bit relaxed and nice but something was going on
wrong I guess.
Mufti
continued ‘Now onwards, you wear only long soft material dresses. Its means no
short dresses, no tops with shining stars, no leather jacket, no denim jeans and
you also should take care while wearing make-up. You should wear very light
make-up like no red, not purple, no orange lipsticks… just very light colors. Even
more better, you should stop wearing make-up. Lipstick and eyeliner have
chemicals and it can harm your soft lips and pretty eyes… no...no make-up from
now. And more important jewellery. It can cause rashes on your skin. So, from
now you are not going to wear any jewellery.
‘Ohh…. no
denim jeans, no red lipstick and no jewellery but Mufti, I can wear them once
in a while, right?’ I asked.
‘No
baby, you should not take risk. Otherwise you won’t look good in old age,’ he
said.
‘But I
have full treasure of clothes, make-up and jewellery, what should I do with all
of these?’ I asked.
‘Don’t
worry, we will give them to someone,’ he said.
‘Whom?’ I
asked.
‘Let me
think…you can give few of them to my cousins, your cousins or I have few good
female friends, you can give them or you can them to Meenakshi,’ he said,
‘Who is
Meenakshi?’ I asked.
‘Our
maid’s daughter,’ he said.
‘What?’ I
was shocked.
‘How can
I give my stuff to her? They are so expensive,’ I said.
‘But
your health is more important honey,’ he said.
After
this long list of future owners of my treasure, we went to sleep. Mufti slept
in few minutes but I was feeling very uneasy but somehow, I forced myself to
sleep.
And I
saw something very horrible, Meenakshi wearing my sexy red dress and Mufti was
giving her my whole jewellery box and then I saw myself wearing light crème dull color dress. Then sudden Mufti’s cousin Neelu came to my house. Neelu and
Meenakshi both were distributing my stuffs and fighting for my leather jacket
and denim jeans which I bought from New York. I was stopping them but both were
not listening to me and they tore my jeans in two pieces. And as they both
looked at my jacket I shouted- stoooooooooooooop. Don’t touch my jacket. Mufti
please stop them and sudden I heard a voice “Suhana, what happened.? Why are
you shouting?”
‘Meenakshi…
Neelu tore my jeans,’ I said.
‘When?
No one is there,’ he said.
‘Hhhh…. but
they were here only,’ I said.
‘You
must have seen them in your dream,’ he said.
‘Dream…
Oh my God. Was it a dream? It’s was like a real one but why did I see them in
my dream… What am I dreaming? Why it comes to that level,’ I said.
‘You
must be thinking about them before sleeping,’ he said.
‘No… I
was not thinking about them. You were talking about them. You wanted to give my
all new branded stuff to Meenakshi and Neelu. It all happened because of you,’ I
said.
‘No mam…
it all happened because of your granny type thinking…. this not good for
health, wear glasses, brush your teeth... you were driving me crazy,’ he said,
‘So that
doesn’t mean you give my all stuff to Meenakshi… You could talk to me,’ I said.
‘I tried
but you were not ready to listen…. So, I thought to target your weakness, your
treasure and I was sure this will work,’ he said and started laughing.
‘You are
very bad… you always do this,’ I said.
‘So,
shall I call to Neelu?’ he said,
‘No… don’t
touch my stuff. I am not giving anything to them. All going to stay with me and
I am going to wear all. Doesn’t matter how will I look in seventy years age. I
don’t want to feel oldies before that age comes. I can’t spoil my present to
safe the future. I will live today first and fulfill my all wishes. So, get
ready quickly,’ I said.
‘Where
are we going?’ he asked.
‘We are
going for shopping tomorrow… you have to buy me a new jeans 😊now it’s my turn… Hahaha,’ I said.
‘Oh shit,
I again made a wrong choice… It said correctly “Don't cut
off your nose to spite your face”,’ he said.
‘Hahaha…
I am too good. Don’t mess up with me next time,’ I said.
‘But
Suhana… what are you thinking about these heels,’ he said.
‘I’ll
kill you... give it back to me. I am not going to give this your Meeeeeeeeenakshi.’
And he
ran with my heels and I try to caught him to get back my heels safely. So,
moral of the story all is well if ends well. We should not worry too much about
our future and live the present happily. Moreover, I am still rich with all my
treasure 😉😉
Wait this
is not the end, still the end is about to come. It actually ended with a shock
when I came to know my maid is having a hair fall problem.
😮